Watch TV.

There are people who want you to turn off your televisions next week. I for one am going to watch more TV than normal next week. I plan on watching two or three television sets simultaneously.

You’re paying for cable whether you use it or not. You might as well use it as much as possible.

I’m tired of hearing people say that TV “rots your brain” or “makes kids violent” or “rots your brain”. There are tribes in South America that have never seen a TV before and look at them. They don’t have jobs, they live in houses made from bark and grass, they sleep in the dirt, they run around with their junk hanging out, most of them are cannibals, and I’m pretty sure I heard one of them say something about your mom. If that isn’t solid evidence for the benefits of watching TV, I don’t know what is.

One Response to this post.

  1. Posted by chscheerchick5 on 16.04.04 at 2:31 pm

    HHAAHH! Gosh you are hilarious. I was just randomly.. bored. And I saw this… Made me laugh “I plan on watching two or three television sets simultaneously.”nice plan. I am now thinking about watching mine a lot more also. Have fun

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