Xmas Wishlist 2006

It’s that time of year again. Let’s get this list started.

My Ewok#1. I want my very own Ewok.

Picture this. Jehovah’s witnesses show up on your doorstep. Before slamming the door in their face you let out a sharp whistle, signaling the Ewok on your roof to begin pelting them with rocks.

Or some jerk is tailgating you on the interstate. You pop your trunk open and the Ewok waiting inside chucks a spear through the guy’s radiator.

I don’t know if Ewok’s shed, but unlike other pets you can tell an Ewok to clean its fur off the couch. And they probably just eat tree bark and dirt and stuff, so you don’t even have to buy food for them.

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