Injury Report

I was carrying a 12-pack of Pepsi by the built-in handle, when the box ripped open and a cascade of 12-ounce cans rained down upon my bare foot. One can landed on my index toe, busting it open and splitting the nail down the center. For such a small laceration, I lost a surprising amount of blood. I believe I have a solid case against the Pepsi corporation.

Injury Report