88 MPH

Anyone looking to build a time machine is in luck. You can currently find two crucial parts selling on eBay.

Flux Capacitor

Mr. Fusion

Sure, Mr. Fusion isn’t absolutely necessary, but just try getting your hands on some plutonium in this post 9/11 world.

10 Minutes to Wapner.

According to this test, I may be autistic. I scored a 39. That probably explains a lot.

For those keeping score at home, here’s a list of other self-diagnosed problems I think I have:

  • Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease
  • Restless Leg Syndrome
  • Social Anxiety Disorder
  • Irritable Bowel Syndrome
  • Sleep Apnea
  • Sleep Paralysis
  • Photic Sneeze Reflex

New Injury

I burned my hand reaching into a toaster oven.